Monday, January 11, 2010

For Sale

BlueSun often makes slightly used goods available to the public at a substantial savings over retail. Right now, we have acquired surplus items and are once again making placing them up for bid.

For bid this week:

Two cases Dharma Beer
One crate Fruity Oaty Bar
Locking Gun Cabinet
Assorted robotic parts.


The beer was manufactured for a special event and is labelled with the name of the birthday boy. Unfortunately, the name was incorrectly spelled, so this "Roger Smif" beer is available for your enjoyment.

The fruity oaty bars are original BlueSun issue, however, they were incorrectly packaged. Thus, these wonderful bars bear the insignia of the Companion Training Center of the Western Geishas. Perhaps they were repackaged, we aren't sure, but they are definitely authentic bars.

The Gun Cabinet was once part of an Alliance vessel that was taken apart for parts. It will hold seven large guns, and the lock is biometric.

The robotic parts were left in one of our properties by an unsuccessful startup business. The owner disappeared after meeting with members of Weyland Yutani. These fine parts, consisting of legs, arms, and some holographic chambers (small) are certified, however, they are sold "as is".

Sealed bids accepted for two weeks.

Thank you.

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