Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Factory Opening

BlueSun is pleased to make applications to prospective employees available at the new BlueSun Special Projects Factory. While the majority of high level positions have been filled, there still exist a need for security guards (on call) and caterers. Due to the nature of the work, the security guard position applicants will undergo multiple testing phases prior to becoming a verified employee.
Please inquire of Miss Berry, the first in the new synthetic custom made AI line offered by BlueSun, if you are interested. Deemed the "Like a Flower" line, these synthetic AIs are designed to meet your specifications in terms of appearance. The AI memory is flashed using a series of proprietary technologies and the AI will be whoever you want it to be based upon preferences.
Addressing the concerns of ethicists and religious leaders, BlueSun has made it their policy to not create any bots for the purposes of sexual activity. "Such things may take place, but we don't want to know about it if they do", stated Miss Berry, BlueSun's newest spokesperson, shown here with a number of visitors to the new facility.
Blue Sun Update
Inquiries related to BlueSun Special Projects should continue to be relayed to Ms. Zhangsun in the Corporate Headquarters, via either of the capable office staff, Emma Ditko or Lucy Applemoor.
While Ms. Zhangsun's office is always open, and she is happy to see visitors by appointment, due to extensive travel she will not necessarily be able to meet with visitors who arrive without an appointment.
If you do not have an appointment, you risk arrest and possible incarceration for trespassing. Please do not attempt to enter the BlueSun Office areas without an escort.
Thank you for your understanding in this matter.













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